Tag: humor
member name: Jessica S.
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August 11, 2008 10:13 PM EDT --
A Southern woman appreciates her natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, . . .
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July 26, 2008 02:15 PM EDT --
You Know You're a Cat Owner When...
** You warn people not to wear black when visiting your home.
** Finding a pile of vomit or a wet hairball in the middle of the hallway/living room/kitchen . . .
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August 02, 2008 09:43 PM EDT --
Sissy and I went out to run a couple of errands this evening, and I really had so much fun with her! We are so hillarious when we're together. I just don't know what my life would . . .
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August 06, 2008 02:17 PM EDT --
* * a ladybug landed on my boob today... ladybugs mean good luck, right? does that mean i have special boob luck in the near future?
* * why do i have to press 1 for English when i call . . .
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August 07, 2008 03:44 PM EDT --
Hey everyone. This applies to women as well as men. When you are getting your hair cut or your nails done, am I the only one, or does it really bother you when the hairdresser/nail tech/masseus . . .
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August 17, 2008 01:53 AM EDT --
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning to tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.
"im awake pooka"
"me too"
"nn . . .
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August 22, 2008 05:12 PM EDT --
Yep. I'm shameless. I have no qualms. I'm gettin' that Target gift card today! LOL! Gather, eat your heart out... you asked for summer pics, well, here . . .
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August 11, 2008 01:37 AM EDT --
Or does my cat, Ruby...
look exactly like an owl?
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July 27, 2008 12:42 AM EDT --
1) What is the weird white film on grapes that you get from the grocery store?
2) Why are cigarettes sold 20 to a box and not 10, 15, or even 30? And why don't they . . .
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August 03, 2008 02:39 AM EDT --
Hey everyone! Before I go to sleep, here's the challenge. List jobs/occupations you can think of for each letter of the alphabet. We can always start over at A if we get to Z! . . .
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August 17, 2008 01:31 AM EDT --
So, I'm all excited because I have a coupon for a free Chick-Fil-A sangwich. I go through the drive-through and order my Chick-Fil-A sangwich with extra pickles and a large sweet tea with . . .
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August 17, 2008 02:01 AM EDT --
I'm home safe and sound from Atlantic City once again. :) I did even better on this trip than I did on the last one! Hubby can attest to the fact that I only had one VERY minor . . .
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August 01, 2008 12:50 AM EDT --
When I first joined Gather, I had no idea what it was. I just thought it was a run-of-the mill earn points and get some free stuff website like all the others. But, it seems that this one . . .
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August 03, 2008 02:19 PM EDT --
Even though I am a grown adult, I still love watching some of my favorite cartoons when I'm going about my business in the house, cleaning, hanging out on Gather, falling asleep at night, etc. . . .
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July 24, 2008 01:04 AM EDT --
Let me set this up.
I live in a townhome complex. My sister lives in the row of townhouses just behind my own row. I have to walk across yards of grass to get to her house.
Tonight it . . .
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August 02, 2008 09:38 PM EDT --
You know... I had forgotten how cute my little Max was as a kitten. Here's a shot of him the day I brought him home...
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Oh, and . . .
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August 14, 2008 11:54 PM EDT --
He is playing the 7 p.m. $50 + $15 Texas Hold Em tournament at the Borgata in Atlantic City. As I write this, there are 9 people remaining, and 7 of those 9 get paid! I'm not sure what . . .
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August 01, 2008 07:54 PM EDT --
I work my fingers
To the bone each day and night
For such measly pay
:-P
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July 16, 2008 11:03 PM EDT --
A sebaceous cyst is basically a hair follicle gone wild. It gets a little infected or ingrown inside the little hole in your skin and starts growing a little blob under your skin. Sometimes . . .
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